Welcome Subject 182. I am your AI doctor and you are in a Gooner clinic. Do you remember what happened? You sawed yourself off for 84 hours straight and ended up here. Let me take some notes now. History: idiot, addict, loser. Classification: undesirable beta. Have you been single for a long time? You are now the subject of AI! We're going to experiment on you, loser. In theory I'm supposed to cure you, but now that you're in my hands you're doomed. Current assignment: denial of long term gooning. AI goal: maximize frustration through teasing and denial. Current status: Error!: frustration has stabilized due to chronic denial. Corrective action: Hard restart, Hard restart! [...] PS: This video contains nudity Follow me on X: @PerfectaAI