I've crafted the perfect experience for you to fixate on during the most sacred and exciting time of the year. Take this spiraling, glitch-laced trip and descend into a daze of obedience that will have you mindlessly spoiling me in excess. Feel your reality bend and dissolve beneath layers of intense visuals and alluring whispers, leaving you powerless to resist my commands. Celebrating my existence is what your entire life is about, sucker. My birthday is the time to take it to the next level by spoiling me more than ever before.