3 Reasons to Break Up with Him… Because He’s Fucking Pathetic. He’s inadequate in bed – Can’t make you cum? Can’t last longer than two pumps? His dick is as useless as he is, and you’re sick of faking it. Time to toss him out like last week’s trash. He’s broke – Can’t afford to spoil you? Can’t even buy you a coffee without sweating over his bank account? Pathetic. A real man pays for the privilege of breathing your air. He likes you WAY more than you like him – Texting you 24/7? Crying when you ignore him? You’re not his girlfriend, you’re his goddess, and he’s lucky to lick the dirt off your shoes. Dump his ass and watch this video instead—where I humiliate just the kind of weak, worthless "man" you’re stuck with. Let me remind you what you deserve… or should I say, what you’ll never get from him. WARNING: If you’re a fragile little paypig who can’t handle the truth… this isn’t for you. But if you get off on being put in your place? Well… you know where to click.