I'm administering an exam today for all men. It's actually very simple and easy, so there's no need to be nervous. All you have to do is sit back, unbutton your pants and show me your dick. Then I decide whether it's acceptable in size, length, girth, appearance, etc. See? Nothing to be worried about... unless your dick is tiny! If you pass, it's confirmation you have a nice dick and you'll have women lined up to fuck it. But if you fail, I'm cutting it off. Hot girls like me don't want tiny, useless dicks running around! Will you pass?
