It's that time of the month again where you send me your hard earned money and I rub it in your face how pathetic you are for trying to get me back with these pathetic gestures. I've got $300 of your paycheck that is probably more than you can afford, but you do it twice a month! You think I care about $300, but I'm going to show you how little I care about it or you. Taking you to the toilet, I let the bills drift down into the water and tease you before OOPS down they go swirling down the drain! I do it again until you are literally in tears, but all I can do is laugh at you. You truly are pathetic! I can't wait to do this in 2 more weeks when you send me more