Its occured to me that you pillow-humping virgins have never had the opportunity to try different sexual positions. Its not like the pillow you subject to your loser-dick is very lively in the bedroom, huh? Let's spice things up a bit. I can show you different positions to ride your pillow in, and even throw in a couple technique tips in case you ever actually get a woman into bed. Grab your favorite pillow and let's make your pathetic masturbatory games more like REAL sex
