I just took a break from work to have a little snack and sit down calmly and enjoy a moment to myself. I sit in the lounge and pull out an apple to munch on. I use my large giant mouth to take big bites, smooshing the pieces with my huge teeth. While chewing I notice that something is off about this apple. There appear to be two tiny legs sticking out of it. I get red with rage and pull the tiny out by its feet. I am so mad at the tiny for ruining my meal and my break.  So as punishment I decide I need to play with him a bit to make up for what he did. I decide to scare him a bit by dangling him above my mouth and pinching him between my fingers. Then I drop him into my mouth and give him a thorough rinsing with my saliva like a washing machine.  I give him a nice view of my giant mouth by shining a light for him to see better. Showing him just where my teeth will tenderize him up and where my throat will swallow him down. I take him out of my mouth and play with him some more by burping in his face and my threatening to smoosh him into a paste between my fingers. I decide it is best to just stick him back into my apple and eat him together and to my surprise he pairs with the apple very well. After chewing on him for a while I spit bits of him out onto my floor like the skin of a grape. I really prefer the soft and gooey center anyway. *Gulp* I swallow him and I feel he is still clinging to the sides of my throat, so I decide to finish him and wash him down with a drink.