Oh. My. God. Is that… supposed to be your dick? HAHAHA! Wait, no—seriously? That tiny little THING? You’re stroking to me right now, aren’t you? You absolute loser. That’s so sad. I can’t even see it! Like… how are you even hard? Blink twice if that’s a full stiffy right now. Aw, poor perv. You’re already embarrassed, huh? You should be. This entire clip is me laughing at how fucking SMALL your dick is. And you’re gonna stroke for me anyway, because you’re obsessed. Pathetic. Let’s play a game: every time I say ‘shrimp,’ you stroke 5 times. Ready? •Shrimp. Shrimp. Shrimp. SHRIMP. Faster. Shrimp! •Now STOP. Hands off that tiny prejac dribbler. You don’t cum without my giggly say-so.
