Oh. My. God. What is that between your legs? Is that really your cock? It's a shriveled little cocklette. A tiny, ugly dickling. You're not a real man, are you? You're just a shrunken freak. Oh, why are you looking at me like that? Surely you're used to pretty girls laughing when they see your dick. It's a joke. A monstrosity. And so are you!