Self-explanatory title lol. Feast your eyes on my thigh cellulite as I pick the biggest weeds in the yard because our neighbor's offspring stole our "herbicides" bottle from our porch. Sometimes I fucking hate people who aren't adults yet, but their parents are usually the reason they're like that. Thank you for being openly hateful to us in front of your offspring, while simultaneously telling her to steal & borrow from us regularly. She also starts fires, one of which I helped put out. Also, thanks for the bld blister on my heel from standing on sharp rocks while pouring water on the burning bush & calming down your hysterical offspring who "didn't start it". But I'M the asshole because I don't want offspring? I'M selfish for not reproducing? I only think about myself? Okay.