I'm lazing in bed, reading my book and a plate of crackerbread by myself. I'm awfully hungry, and eat a whole crackerbread slowly. Then, I notice you, a tiny human, on my plate! You're the perfect filling for a crackerbread sandwich. I put you between my last two pieces of crackerbread, eating around you. Then, I suck on you and lick you, toying with you, before finally eating you in a big crunch