You are my awful coworker. You don't show up today, at least I think you are not here. I rant to myself how mad I am with you and that I would give you a piece of my mind, if it wouldn't risk my job! Oh well, I guess since you are choosing to blow off work today, I will have to pick up the slack. Little do I know, you have shrunken yourself down so small, I can't see you on my desk surrounded by my random desk clutter. You have actually been here all night, you had an incident with a potion you got from a little store downtown. You had been curious of what it would be like to be small, well, you got what you wished for. And little do I know, I am going to get what I have been wishing for too!