"Santa brought me a gimp for Christmas! Mummified up tightly in green and red plastic wrap and duct tape with a red bow on top, he's my festive bondage treat. I'm so excited to play with my new present, but before we get to that, I need to make sure I do a thorough inspection. The most thorough inspection I could would be a cavity search of all his holes. I'll start off with a sounding of his cockhole. A metal sound down his urethra will ensure that all of the nerves in his cock and balls are...active...and his squirming while I slide the steel rod up and down his pisshole is the cherry on top! And let's not forget his cute bum, easily available for me to grope. Upon further inspection, he comes to me pre-plugged! How thoughtful. Time to open up that hole and feel inside his asshole. How big can his holes stretch? I'm about to find out! Hopefully, all his orifices are in good working order... I wouldn't want a faulty present for Christmas. ;)"