My friend Rhea and I are holding a cock competition and you sent us a replica of your dick to assess. We open it up and LMAO… it’s really fucking small. Of course, we both have our own opinions about this. I’m harsh, and mean, because I think small dicked losers need to know how NASTY their dicks are. Rhea thinks it’s funny and kind of cute. We start to brainstorm ways we could make use of your tiny dick.. At least we can agree on one thing… your tiny, hard dicklet makes an excellent keychain holder! How embarrassing for you!