My dear husband, now that I am home from fun, sexy night dancing with lots of people, you get to enjoy my ass. Oh wait, were you thinking anal? Haha! What a funny, funny guy. No, you don't get to fuck my ass. Or even touch it, and definitely not taste it. No, you get to smell it. That's all I want to give you. I've been out dancing, getting all sweaty and dirty with other men. Real men, strong men who can dip and spin me gracefully. But you, you're hopeless. All you get tonight is my stinky, sweaty asshole to smell. Now take a big whiff...