Exhausted from cleaning the house all day, I just wanted to sink down into a nice hot bath. As I started lowering myself into the water, I began to realize that I'm way too fat for our tiny tub. I swiftly found out that I was right; the water didn't even come halfway up my enormous body. Yet every move that I made threatened to splash a torrent of water onto the bathroom floor. Trying to make the best of the situation, I use my shower pouf to pour soapy water all over the upper half of my body and slowly start cleaning the sweat from all of my folds.