It's not just Me who knows why you cheat, nobody would be surprised if they found out. Look at your miserable life; you have a fat, ugly wife who doesn't want to fuck you. And divorce is so expensive, you know she would take everything, so instead you cheat. Why wouldn't you? Maybe if your wife didn't let herself go and kept your balls drained she'd be able to keep you under her control. It's her fault that you're mine now, it's her fault you cheat.
