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Ew—you? Seriously? You actually thought you had a chance with me? That is beyond pathetic. I’m the hottest cheerleader in school, and you’re… well, you. A total loser. You stuttered through that weak little attempt at asking me out, and I almost laughed in your face. So I did. I mean, did you really think I’d ever go out with someone like you? Keep dreaming. This is me absolutely destroying your fragile ego—mocking your desperation, your creepy crush, your sad little fantasies. I want you to remember how far out of your league I am… every time you pathetically jerk off to this rejection. Enjoy, loser.