You don't deserve pussy, that's a fact. You and I both know that you couldn't possibly satisfy a woman sexually with that shrimp dick, and any attempts to woo a woman will inevitably lead to your embarrassment. That's why I want you to take a Pussy-Free Pledge for Me. You should redirect all of that energy into something useful: serving my mission. You're throbbing so hard as I so cruelly deny you with my cameltoe in this tiny white thong. Harness that sexual frustration pledge to forgo pussy altogether, to be my obedient, selfless servant.
