Hey babe… welcome home from your boys’ trip! I have to confess something. While you were gone I was lonely and bored and went a bit overboard with junk food. And now I have a… BIG ROUND BELLY! I know it’s nothing like the way I used to look, but… wait, you’re into it? You’re a chubby chaser? OMG perfect! Look at how plump and soft and jiggly I am now!