What I absolutely love about flats is how stinky and smelly they make my feet. Every single pair of flats I've ever owned have STUNK even after wearing them only a couple times. I used to wear them often for choral concerts in college, and my feet would be SO sweaty from being nervous on stage, and the heat from the bright lights. I could feel the sweat.. it would get so bad, that if I took the flats off, the sole of the flats would be soaked. I could usually even smell my feet while performing...  On this hot summer day, I had been wearing the flats all day while running errands and I knew they stunk. You had joined me for part of the day, and I could have sworn I had caught you a couple times in the car trying to sniff in my direction. We get back to my place and I sit on the couch for a few minutes with the flats still on. I have a hunch that if I tease my feet and make a big deal about how bad they stink and how sweaty they are.... well... let's just test it. I smell my own flats and bring my foot up to my face, burying my nose in between my moist toes, inhaling deeply and talking about how badly they reek. And just as I thought, I can see your face getting red and you shifting in your seat trying to hide that huge boner.... Filmed by PedsRMeds