POV I just came home from the gym after I was toning this ass to keep it delicious, juicy, and plump. I need to shower before heading to a restaurant with you to grab dinner. The issue is my protein shake really hit me hard today and you follow me to the shower to catch a glimpse of me naked you overhear my gassy bowels farting! I forgot to grab my towel so I catch you red handed listening to my farts! After rinsing off and getting dressed into my cute new overalls that I know you love when I wear, I tell you that I still have gas and that I need to fart all of them out before we head to dinner!
