I snuck into my boss's office because I'm determined to get the secretary position... but I didn't come with a resume, I came with something much more persuasive. While smoking slowly, I speak to him in a provocative voice, stick out my tits, spit them out, and ask him if this is how he gets a promotion. Do he think they're pretty enough to hire me? Do I deserve the job? You're the boss... tell me what you think.