I'm so glad that I swiped right for you! How many times did you make me cum last night?! I'm getting horny thinking about it but first things first - morning coffee! Then morning sex ;) Hang on. Oh no. What milk did you put in my coffee? Dairy?!?! I told you I have an intolerance to dairy! What happens if I have it? My belly bloats so bad and I can't stop farting. I head to the bathroom to let rip. I don't think I've ever been so gassy! And the airy ones stink! This is so embarrassing. If only I could stop farting!