Let's not beat around the bush here - I know what you want. I know you think I'm the most beautiful, perfect, flawless Goddess you've ever seen and you're desperate to worship My body. Too bad for you, I think you're disgusting, pathetic, and worthless. And why? Because I know that more than any other part of Me, you want to worship My armpits, and that makes you a fucking freak. But I'll humor you for a little while, only because I know it makes you even more pathetic and subservient for Me. So pay attention bitch, while I show you how to properly worship these Goddess armpits....