We've only been divorced for a few weeks but let's try to remain at least friends.  I made a delicious beverage for you to try.  It's amazing and has a licorice flavor.  You have no family or offspring, which I always wanted but let's let bygones be bygones! As you taste the elixir I brought, you begin feeling light headed so I tell you to lie down.  You are slowly losing your facilities and I straddle your frozen body and bring out the duct tape and rope.  I waited til the most fertile time of the month and now I am going to steal your sperm to impregnate Me!  The elixir will stop your heart once you blast your load deep inside Me! You will be lifeless soon and I will have what I always wanted.  Your money and offspring! Haha!