I had the strangest dream yesterday... It was one of those sex change dreams! I went down for a little nap and all of the sudden I woke up dizzy and confused. I took off my sheet and almost had a heart attack! I was clearly now inhabiting the body of a Beautiful Woman! That's right, no bullshit, my fucking Dick was gone and I had a Big Pair of Tits and everything! I was stunned! I panicked at first... the smooth flat area where my cock used to be felt weird and unnatural against my sweaty palm and where my skinny chest used to be there were now Big, Soft, Bouncy Boobies! I started touching them, tentatively, amazed at the feeling both to the touch and inside my body... that took my mind off the fact that I had no dick, for a while. But soon I decided to work up the courage to really check down there. First I touched and bend over a little - it felt completely alien! Where my big strong dick used to be, there now was a soft, fleshy, pussy with a big clit that I plainly felt against my finger, stunned by the electric sensation that this touch sent through my flesh! I quickly picked up a mirror and looked down there and once I did I couldn't take my eyes of it! A pussy! A Cunt! Dude! Where the fuck is my dick! I put down the mirror and started to touch my Big Titties again... and it felt great! Do girls do this every day? I mean I used to do an hour long convincing session with my ex girlfriend in order for her to let me touch her tits, and they weren't even this big! Fucking cunt! I could do this all day, play with my tits I mean, squeeze them, pinch them... why do girls say that it's unpleasant, that it hurts, it fucking feels great! Those cunts don't know what they're talking about - violently squeezing your tits feels great and now I know this from experience! But my dick... it's gone! And I'm horny now, I want to masturbate... I guess I'll try it - I'll rub my new cunt and see where it takes me. It feels strange, I mean there is pleasure but I probably don't know how to do it right, maybe like this? Hmm... yes! I feel it now! But this is too weird, I want my dick back, I'm tired and confused. I think I'll try to masturbate myself until I'll cum. Maybe I'll wake up normal. Maybe I'll get my dick back