How long have you been trying to hide your addictions from your wife? Only jerking to Me behind closed doors, hiding an extra credit card, carefully clearing your browser history? It must be so exhausting, pretending to be normal! Why don't you do your wife a favour and LET her find out? Go on, pump to Me with the door open, volume up. Keep your browser history in plain sight. Send tributes from the joint bank account. She deserves to know what a degenerate freak she married. And when she finds out, I hope she leaves you...at least it'll free you up to be completely devoted to being My slave! The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.
