Happy Pride, my little gooner! Maybe it sounds weird to you for me to say that… after all, you’re straight. You’ve never been tempted to look at cock while you’re watching porn, right? No matter how big, girthy, and beautiful of a dick it is, you’re able to hold all of your attention to look at hot girls, aren’t you..? Well, maybe that’s a bit unfair. Those cocks were MEANT to be looked at, that’s why they’re in porn! It’s not gay to just notice a big dick, right? Well, let’s test that little theory of yours. See, I’m sitting here in my slutty rainbow fishnets and lingerie that sculpts my body so perfectly, it’s like I’m a statue… and all I have with me is this dildo. This thick, huge, realistic dildo. And you’re ONLY going to look at me, right? You’re not going to avert your eyes even once to look at it… to imagine it being stroked… to imagine spit all over it… fondling the balls… oops! Well, no problem. Even if I hold it right up to the camera and show off what an amazing cock this is, you’re not even going to be tempted to think about it, are you? Because you’re TOTALLY straight… LMFAO, looks like somebody’s coming out this year!