Look at this pathetic little dicky between your legs. Oh? My perfume bottle is thicker, longer, and far more useful. Let’s measure, shall we? Pathetic. Barely two inches. Is this how big it gets when it's hard? Haha! Do you want to see what a real man's cock looks like? I measure your cock against my favorite dildo. 9-inches. That's what a real man's cock looks like! You're even smaller than my lipgloss. I made this cardboard glory hole for you. I want to see you try to pathetically fuck this hole for me. Your cock just slides right out it's so small! No one will ever want to touch that little thing.