It's the 4th July and boy do I know how to celebrate... A good old fashioned hotdog is just what I fancy. But oh no! You forgot to pick up the sausages! Luckily I'm happy to improvise, and I threaten to chop off your penis to use in bun instead! You think I'm joking... surely I'm not actually going to do it? I prove you wrong as I chop it off. I make sure its juicy and tender on my barbeque and then put it in a bread roll and drizzle lots of ketchup, just the way I like it. I can't wait to take a bite!