You’re such a loser, LMFAO! Get a grip- I’d never take you on a date. I’m way too hot for that… but I am going to TAKE you on a date, y’know- a beta safe one! Tonight you’re going on a date with your fist! The only “pussy” who’ll always be eagerly waiting to be wrapped around your dick. I want you to show your fist how much you love it tonight, while I guide you through your long night of beta romance!