I've had you locked in chastity all school year—after you “fucked up” too many times first semester, I extended it through June. And by now, I’ve gotten bolder, brattier, because I know I’ve got you completely by the balls. I texted you to come over, saying I had “exciting news.” You're hoping it means release. The news: a senior girls-only spring break trip. And guess what? Your little key will be dangling right here between my tits the whole time. While I’m tanning. Dancing. Fucking. I have homework for you while I'm gone!! You'll be writing my letters of recommendation and filling out every college application because hot girls don’t do homework. Remember? Oh and I’m having the underclassman girls cuckysit you while I'm gone.