Welcome to hell, not a place that is “like” hell, this is literally HELL! You might be upset, and angry, but I promise you that very anger is what brought you here to us! You thought that being a good Christian was enough? No, all that hate you had brought you here, all that anger brought you here with me, a nightmare of your worst fears forever! Queerness! Oh no! HA! You are going to be trapped here for eternity as I make you weak, and give you cocks to suck, and feminize and humiliate you and degrade you and make you feel so small for the rest of forever and ever and ever! You can pray, you can beg, but it’s too late, it’s over, you’re already in hell and God doesn’t want you anymore, he isn’t listening. All you can do it beg! (Satire, Happy Pride month!)