Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're so gullible. Didn't you think to watch out for those leafy greens that do most of my bidding? Got you all too easily and I didn't even need to lift a finger. I swear - it's too easy to use my mind to control plants everywhere and did you know I can make even more plants spring up anywhere I like? Muhahaha, at this rate the whole planet will be greener than ever, all thanks to me and as of you, well too bad you'll get to see my powers in action. Although I could use your face to have some fun first - it looks like the perfect seat for my shiny ass....