I finally have a moment to relax and watch video highlights of the mission I ordered my troops to undertake... I sent them into space to attack a space station. I knew the mission was doomed to fail, but I sent them anyway. It's fun to fuck with stupid boys, and there's plenty more where those came from! I watch the video on my laptop, positioned so you can see what's happening, too... A massive laser gun battle erupts outside the space station: Pew-pew-pew-pew!!! This is more fun than Star Wars! In the emptiness of space, these men have nowhere to hide or take cover... demise could come from any direction! Even a tiny rip in their spacesuits is catastrophic... Includes candid BONUS FOOTAGE of real laser burns I recently obtained on my poor, pretty face. Can't dish laser executrix antics if you can't take it