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Your boss calls you in to break some bad news. Your branch has been dissolved, but you have an opportunity. You're my favourite employee and I'll be needing a Personal Assistant. You jump at the chance, but I encourage you to read through the contract. You're so excited, you don't bother, you just sign it and want to start straight away. We shake on it and you black out. You come to on the floor and I eventually pick you up. You've come to realise you're around 4 inches tall. I told you you should have read through the contract. Then I talk to you about all the things we could do together. I don't need a PA at work, just at home. You can stay in my underwear drawer, watch me shower, all sorts. You're so adorable to me and I'm really pleased with myself. You're scared but also over the moon you'll get to be so close to me as my new little pet.