Rent’s late again, and my landlord’s pretending he’s too loyal to cheat. But his eyes keep dropping to my tits, so I call his bluff: ‘Bet your wife doesn’t fuck you like this.’ He says her tits are bigger… so I make him compare. His cock twitches between mine, and suddenly, he’s groaning, ‘Just this once.’ Liar. Think he’ll last a whole month before coming back?