

POV: You are a plumber who has arrived at my dental clinic to fix a leaky pipe. After introducing myself, I show you where the leak is in the basement. I then inform you that the timing of your arrival is very convenient because I need a favor. Suddenly I lunge at you and hold a rag to your face while telling you that it won't take long. You awaken to my dental student gloving up and preparing for your procedure. I first attempt to administer an inferior alveolar nerve block, but then decide we will be using something stronger. I place an anesthesia mask over your face and ask my student to strap you down. When you awaken again, I inform you that I will be teaching my student how to perform a full mouth extraction. With a dental gag holding your mouth open, you have no choice but to comply while you hear the sounds of my drill destroying your teeth. I allow my student a turn with the drill, but she messes up and I scold her. I take the drill back and continue until your eyes close from the pain. After the procedure was successful, I tell you that we need you to sign the consent form for the treatment you received today. When you refuse, I instruct my student to remove your clothes and start stroking. She hesitantly complies. "This," I tell her, "is how you guarantee patient compliance".