You're going to watch it with me. You know the scene — Lisa Ann with Mandingo. The one that rewired your pathetic whiteboy brain. I want you to look it up and stroke along with me while I react. I'm going to tell you exactly what to think, exactly how to stroke, and remind you why BBC is the only thing that matters. I don't care how obsessed you are. Just stroke. Don't think. Just stroke and watch her take it like you never could.
