Hi babe! I'm finally back from my vacation! It's been so long since I've seen you and I've missed you a whole lot. I was thinking about you all the time while I was gone. I knew you were going to be so happy to see me and I definitely wanted to make it special so I loaded up on "souvenirs" to give you as soon as I got back. You want a hint? Well... they are going to be stinky!