It's only after I slammed my post-workout protein drink that I realize my idiot roommate - YOU - bought the WRONG kind of powder. This is the one that makes my guts go nuts! I can feel my stomach brewing up something horrible, so you're going to learn a lesson you'll never forget. Watch me grind my tight ass right in your face, ripping hot, rancid farts that make your eyes water and your throat burn. I shake my firm muscle booty while I taunt you, calling you out for secretly loving that I make you suck them straight from my asshole. Think you can handle being my human air filter?