Welcome to my confessional on why I love to piss myself. I’m a grown woman and I just love to piss myself. It feels so good to say it out loud. I love to say the words ‘I’m going to piss myself’. Then I love the anticipation, waiting to feel the warm piss running down my legs and seeing the piss seeping through my jeans. I love to say the words ‘I’m pissing myself’ out loud. Then I love the feeling afterwards, when my jeans are soaked and I’m standing in a puddle of piss. I like to say the words: ‘I’ve just pissed myself’. Then I always call someone to make sure they known that I’ve pissed myself. Sometimes I even do a little song and dance to celebrate the fact I’ve just pissed myself!