I can't believe we've been mistaken for a couple! We're just out here on our fist cruise together trying to bond. Ya know... it would be easy to go around pretending we actually are a couple and nobody here would even know. Let's fool around hehe. I'm super horny and have so much sexual frustration to get out of my system. (WARNING THERE'S A LOUD CRICKET THAT WON'T SHUT UP IN THE BACKGROUND)