Custom video. The name Dan is used throughout the video. In a video recording, I explain my mooning origin story. I abruptly end the video when I realize my ass has been visible in the mirror behind me the whole time. Later, I put various objects of yours between my butt cheeks including a credit card, a chopstick, and your shirt. In the middle of me flashing you again, I have to run to the bathroom where I plop myself on the toilet to let out a long series of farts while you continue to watch me. After falling while trying to close the door on you, I realize I have toilet paper stuck between my butt cheeks.