I've been planting a new round of lettuces in fresh dirt in my garden without shoes, as one must in summer. It's left me with chunks of dirt and crud in the wrinkles of my soles. Thing is, with dirt like this, it gets muddier and muddier. I want to test your mouth to see if you can slorp and nibble all this tasty dirt off my tasty feet. I tease you with my dry, garden - dirty feet before stroking them with long wet strokes with my hands- just like your tongue will do. You'll need to clean under my toenails too with your tongue to get that dirt out. Watch as my feet are slowly cleaned and made dirtier as the wetness, your spit, turns dirt to mud.. mud that you're going to lick off too. Watch the dirty wetness drip and highlight the shapes of my feet, think about the slippery dirt all over your face and tongue as you lick and appreciate, licking wildly, lost in foot worship madness . . You start with long licks before I invite you to start sucking my toes.. but wait, what about the dirt all over the tops of my feet? I better make sure there's enough to guide you in licking them all over... how does that taste in your mouth? Fall deep into the glazed over state of foot licking and serving me . .