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Yes, it can be said that I am scamming my family. I told them that I was pregnant, and they started to shower me with money, which I used for our own purposes and amusements. The problem is... my family is suddenly coming!  We have to continue our act, or we won't be able to buy a new gaming computer. And the Switch 2. And a new car! Will you help me, honey? Don't worry, I found a forum online where they talk about this practice: all I have to do is stick this tube in my rectum and you have to blow, and my belly will swell up like crazy and no one will think I'm lying about my pregnancy! Let's not waste time. Inflate me, more and more, until... boooom!!! (maybe we should have stopped a little earlier!!!)