I stumble into a random room at a party to get away from the noise. I sit down on a desk and casually throw my purse down, but realize there’s something there! I bend over to get a closer look and oh my God it’s a tiny little man I’m shocked and amazed and I ask you how you got so small you tried to tell me but you’re too tiny and I can’t hear you so I have to pick you up and hold you close to hear you You tell me you shrunk yourself for the costume party we’re both attending I tell you that’s such dedication and that I feel silly just dressing up like a cat now I ask you why you’re all alone in some random room you tell me, your friend left you there because it was too loud for you I get a bit jealous and ask if your friend is your girlfriend You tell me now and I perk up a bit telling you thank goodness because I think you’re so cute I play around with you a bit, comparing you to objects in my purse and giggling I didn’t tell you I think I would take better care of you than your friend that abandoned you and some room and that you should come home with me that I would make you a little bed and a little cage to live in and be safe I put you in my purse telling you not to worry and promising that I’ll take very good care of you