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I knew when I had curry last night that I was going to be gassy the next day, but for my slave I let it stay a surprise. The stinkiest farts burn on the way out, and fuck did these ever burn. I didn't want my whole apartment to smell nasty for the rest of the day, so it's better that my fart sucker takes them all for me and converts it into clean, breathable air. If his eyes are watering its just tears of joy that he gets to be under my ass, trust me xoxo