Hey what are you doing in my room, you loser?! Oh you have a serious question, okay what?? Are you asking me how to masturbate? You’re not sure you’re doing it right. You know it’s really weird that you’re asking your stepsis this?? Ok well I’ll try to tell you but you’re gonna have to take your pants off. You’re gonna owe me big for this. LOL! Ummm yea, that thing is really fucking TINY! I guess it’s a good thing you came to be because you’re not gonna get laid with a dick that small so you’re really going to need to learn how to jerk off.